PUBLISHED IN ISSUE 17
EDITORIAL BY LOGAN JACKSON MAKE UP BY SILVIA CINCOTTA MODELS: JUNE CANEDO, SPENCER SINGER, ANASTASIA BUKOWSKI
What’s been stopping you? Have you been doing it wrong? We only use 0.1% of our entire brain, and the rest is owned by the NSA. Today I’m going to be showing you guys how to achieve a natural makeup look.
No, it’s not Raggedy Ann inspired, this is just the way my face is. Makeup is a choice. I wear it for me and no one else. I’m not wearing any makeup right now, so it just goes to show how important skincare is. There are so many things you guys don’t see. You only know me by my online persona, so I don’t know where some of you get off. Fun fact: lobotomies are still legal. Frowned upon, yes. Archaic, yes. But legal. I usually stay out of the comments section, but I really felt the need to share that here. Love this natural look, btw.
My top tips? When in doubt, bronzer and lip liner. Concentrating the bronzer right in the centre of your face will help you achieve the sought-after Sun-Baby-from-Teletubbies look. Do I even have to explain lip liner? My last top tip is to acquire and destroy the Declaration of Independence, but more on that in my next video. When doing your own makeup, it is so important to remember. Just *remember*! If you acknowledge the past, you’ll never have to reapply. Trust me! And please disable AdBlock. A lot of you may not realize that this is my job, but if you love me and love seeing my videos, then you’ll help keep me alive.
Alright guys, here is the completed look. I’m really unhappy with how it turned out. I had to edit it out, but midway through filming this tutorial I accidentally watched every single episode of Days of Our Lives (that’s 50 seasons), and the makeup has started to wear off, which is kind of shocking.
Thanks to Barragan, Vivenne Westwood, & Telfar for clothing!
I Will Become an Enigma
PUBLISHED IN ISSUE 17
EDITORIAL BY LOGAN JACKSON
MAKE UP BY SILVIA CINCOTTA
MODELS: JUNE CANEDO, SPENCER SINGER, ANASTASIA BUKOWSKI
What’s been stopping you? Have you been doing it wrong? We only use 0.1% of our entire brain, and the rest is owned by the NSA. Today I’m going to be showing you guys how to achieve a natural makeup look.
No, it’s not Raggedy Ann inspired, this is just the way my face is. Makeup is a choice. I wear it for me and no one else. I’m not wearing any makeup right now, so it just goes to show how important skincare is. There are so many things you guys don’t see. You only know me by my online persona, so I don’t know where some of you get off. Fun fact: lobotomies are still legal. Frowned upon, yes. Archaic, yes. But legal. I usually stay out of the comments section, but I really felt the need to share that here. Love this natural look, btw.
My top tips? When in doubt, bronzer and lip liner. Concentrating the bronzer right in the centre of your face will help you achieve the sought-after Sun-Baby-from-Teletubbies look. Do I even have to explain lip liner? My last top tip is to acquire and destroy the Declaration of Independence, but more on that in my next video. When doing your own makeup, it is so important to remember. Just *remember*! If you acknowledge the past, you’ll never have to reapply. Trust me! And please disable AdBlock. A lot of you may not realize that this is my job, but if you love me and love seeing my videos, then you’ll help keep me alive.
Alright guys, here is the completed look. I’m really unhappy with how it turned out. I had to edit it out, but midway through filming this tutorial I accidentally watched every single episode of Days of Our Lives (that’s 50 seasons), and the makeup has started to wear off, which is kind of shocking.
Thanks to Barragan, Vivenne Westwood, & Telfar for clothing!